"You who swallowed a falling star, o' heartless man, your heart shall soon be mine."
do you know what this is? this is a CHEESE SLICER.
AND WE DON’T GET WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD DON’T WANT TO USE OUR BRILLIANT INVENTION
WE HATE THE FACT THAT OTHER COUNTRIES CUT CHEESE WITH A KNIFE, POOR PEOPLE, YOU MUST BE STRUGGLING SO MUCH NO WONDER THERE’S STILL WARS TO BE FAUGHT
WHAT IF YOU CUT TOO MUCH AND THE SLICE IS TOO THICK?? OR TOO THIN AND IT’S NOT ENOUGH??
THE PROBLEMS WOULD’VE BEEN SOLVED WITH A FUCKING CHEESE SLICER COME ON PEOPLE
THE HOBBIT: 10 Guarenteed Improvements
watch this omg
The continuity of the “improvements” added to each subsequent scene had me laughing. I didn’t crack my first smile until “More Jackson,” but after that, it had me.
Happy Holidays from the BBC!
why do people just assume that aliens dont wear clothes
I’d prefer him without clothes
I think everyone would prefer him without clothes
Donna doesn’t even know him
You went there you fucking went there
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
and what the fuck do you mean by that
when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read